If you want to be amused, read the tags. She/Her pronouns
When I’m around you, I kind of feel like I’m on drugs. Not that I do drugs. Unless you do drugs, in which case I do them all the time. All of them.
he looks so offended by his own clapback im crying
When you the master roaster but you in a professional setting but someone slip up and you instinctively fire on they ass
my kink
“your order has shipped” emails
The way that brown skin glows in the sun is probably one of the highest forms of beauty created by God.
Here Comes a Thought - the Demo
I wrote this song to calm myself down while I was going through a difficult time.
I was so lucky to have Estelle’s help on this, I drew a lot of inspiration from her advice, and from songs she shared with me that she found calming.
Thank you so much for listening
Me, someone who’s definitely past Hogwarts age: I sure am excited for another magical year at Hogwarts happy September 1st everyone see you all on the train
my friend I haven’t talked to in years just paid me back for chipotle from SEVEN years ago
chaotic good
FARMBOT GENESIS: This robot is changing farming as we know it
And the best part about this technology is that it’s open source, meaning you can build one yourself from the blueprints that are available for anyone to download.
Check out the full video to find out more about Farmbot Genesis.
This is so neat.
THE FUTURE IS NOW, PEOPLE
Does it…is it killing the weeds by STABBING THEM?
Farmbot: GET! BACK! DOWN! IN! DIRT! YOU! NOT! FOOD!
I WANT ONE
my brother is sitting in the chair in my room studying a practice test thing for his final test before he becomes a fully certified EMT tomorrow and he’s mumbling some of the questions out loud and he just went “a child has fallen from a monkey at school…” and he just got dead quiet and stared at the wall for like a solid minute with the most stricken look on his face before he whispered “there’s no protocol for monkeys”
bro
bro it means monkey bars
now he’s googling “child falls from monkey” and apparently the only thing that pops up is Fall Out Boy’s “Thnks Fr th Mmrs”
I M L AHUGNI N G SO H ARD HE WENT INTO THE KITCHEN LIKE 5 MINUTES AGO AND STARTED A CONVERSATION WITH MY MOM AND I HEARD HIM JUST STOP MID SENTENCE AND THEN SHOUT “FUCKING MONKEY BARS”
this was a post meant for like 6 people who actually know my brother and now this is the only image he has on this site he’s the “monkey protocol” guy for almost 100,000 people I give up